Doctor Who‘s 2008 Christmas episode climaxes with a giant steampunk robot rising out of the Thames and menacing the city. “I. Want. A. Toy. Of. That,” our son said. Who can blame him? Astonishingly, there doesn’t seem to be one. You could get a little Cyberking statuette in one of those partwork magazine collections, but nobody’s made a two-foot tall steampunk Cyberking to stand alongside a fellow’s Shogun Warriors. Character Options evidently don’t have any nine year-old boys in their test audience.
Anyway, the Cyberking overshadowed the rest of the story for our son. It was amusing at the time, letting the audience wonder whether guest star David Morrissey was going to play the eleventh Doctor. I’m not quite sold on Morrissey’s “Doctor” performance, which feels mannered to me, but it hardly matters because the real man – Jackson Lake – is so convincingly human and heartbroken and real. Dervla Kirwan, who we saw in a Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) earlier this year, plays the villain. I certainly enjoyed how the story seems like it’s going straight to the well of the Cybermen’s human ally being dragged kicking and screaming into their inevitable betrayal, only to have a devilish, albeit unlikely, trick up its sleeve.